Here's a list of all my fics to date. Most are incomplete or oneshots, ha.

Disclaimer: The following series belong to their respective authors; that is, Eiichiro Oda & Masashi Kishimoto. However, the fanfiction was written by and belongs to me. I make no profit off of these works.

One Piece

Title: Salrynn's Shrine
Rating: M
Genre: Fluff, angst, !MPREG!, yaoi
Pairing: ZoroxSanji
Chapters: 10
Status: In progress
Summary: That island had seemed rather nice, normal, and pretty much like all the other islands they had visited so far - inasmuch as it had had many pretty girls that Sanji liked to gander at and (unsuccessfully) flirt with. It also had an unusually high number of same-sex couples, or so he had presumed in most cases, and it wasn’t until they had left the island some months ago that he realised why.


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Title: WonderPenis
Rating: M
Word Count: 4410
Genre: Humour, romance, smut, PWP
Part: 1/1
Warnings: Slight spoilers, manlove (though if you're here, you're probably aware of that). Just some good ol' fashioned ZoSan smut, and you know what that means: it's not worksafe.
Timeline: Post-time skip. Wherever that takes us.
Pairing: ZoSan (…you know that means elephant in Japanese, right? XD)
Summary: Sanji takes an interesting detour.

[01]


Naruto

Title: Gift
Author: psychedelicspit
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG
Pairing: LeexGaara
Genre: Fluff (don't laugh, try and broaden your horizons mofo)
Summary: Gaara realises the importance of his birthday, with the help of a particular spandex-clad young man.

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Title: Wishing on the Moon
Chapter: Standalone prologue
Author: psychedelicspit
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, sprinkle of angst
Summary: The Moon did strange things to the psyche.

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Title: Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts
Author: psychedelicspit
Prompt Number: [#9 measuringlife Modern AU with Kakashi & Iruka both being convinced to go clubbing when they're not the type who generally go clubbing, getting drunk off their asses and ending up in bed. Cue the awkward morning after. Did I mention they're coworkers?]
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Kakashi/Iruka, Izumo/Kotetsu, Genma/Iruka (sort of), Raido/Tenzou if you squint
Summary: Kakashi and Iruka get dragged out to a gay club against their will.
Contains [warnings]: Smut, alcohol, swearing, fluff, also rimjob so if you’re squeamish, skip it.
Word Count: 8463
Author's Notes: I wrote this for kakairu_fest, Summer round 2010. Enjoy!

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Title: Chemistry
Rating PG-15 at the moment for slight gore, will go up and down depending on chapter content.
Genre: Romance, action, humour and a bit of those two that always go together, angst and fluff.
Pairing: LeexGaaraxLee
Chapters: Prologue
Status: In progress
Summary: Gaara had never thought much of his father, in all honesty. All he did know was that he'd left rather a mess to clean up after: senseless, outdated laws, a council of warmongers, and a number of economical and social problems. But after years of work, twenty-year-old Gaara is quite pleased with the progress made. Unfortunately for him, things aren't quite as he imagined.

-[Prologue]-[01]-[02]-

The stories below were written by psychedelicspit. They belong to me and only me.

Original Fiction

Title: The Jolly Roger
Synopsis: Gabriel is an unwillingly virginal adolescent bouncer who has recently come to terms with his sexuality. Sid is a penniless, pansexual ex-circus performer who always finds ways to waste money on going out to drink. When Gabriel takes a drunken Sid home one evening, a temporary living arrangement soon evolves into much more.
Word Count: 7,632
Author: Beau
Rating: PG-13 for now, will go up later
Warnings: M/M, swearing, violence, sex later, unbeta’d

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Title: Salrynn's Shrine
Rating: M(overall) Chapter; M/NSFW
Genre: Fluff, angst, !MPREG!, yaoi
Pairing: ZoroxSanji
Chapter: 10/?
Summary: That island had seemed rather nice, normal, and pretty much like all the other islands they had visited so far - inasmuch as it had had many pretty girls that Sanji liked to gander at and (unsuccessfully) flirt with. It also had an unusually high number of same-sex couples, or so he had presumed in most cases, and it wasn’t until they had left the island some months ago that he realised why.
A/N Originally I had a slightly longer chapter planned to make up for the absence of this fic, but it's turned out that it's probably going to run a little too long for one chapter and I've decided to split it. But fear not! I'm determined not to go on such a long hiatus as last time o~o; Otherwise, enjoy! :D


( Ten. )

So, this is just a brief message to people who follow my fiction; everything is on hiatus until further notice. Whilst moving across the country this Summer something inside my computer appears to have become dislodged or damaged and I'm not currently able to access any of my files. It's not sending any signals out to the monitor (which definitely isn't the problem). I'm not sure what the issue is yet but I'll be taking it into the shop soon because it's possibly my graphics card (or worse) my motherboard. Everything I've been writing recently is inaccessible at the moment and I'm borrowing a relative's laptop so I won't be able to finish or post anything. I'll keep the situation updated, but don't expect anything out of me for a while. Sorry.

EDIT: Computer is up and running now, touch wood. Everyone be a druid and touch wood for me, it's good luck. However, what I said is still semi-valid. I am writing but not as much as I would've liked to this Summer because on top of moving and unpacking etc. I've been sent a mini-project to do for university, and I have a week to finish a sketchbook/final thing. Though I'm aware that I'm completely incapable of showing emotion, please know that I feel like a total failure for the sheer amount of time its taking me to write this effing story. I'm really, really, really sorry.

Please note that I will update (eventually) when things become a bit less crazy in my life. Ugh. Thanks for reading~!

Title: WonderPenis
Rating: M
Word Count: 4410
Genre: Humour, romance, smut, PWP
Part: 1/1
Warnings: Slight spoilers, manlove (though if you're here, you're probably aware of that). Just some good ol' fashioned ZoSan smut, and you know what that means: it's not worksafe.
Timeline: Post-time skip. Wherever that takes us.
Pairing: ZoSan (…you know that means elephant in Japanese, right? XD)
Summary: Sanji takes an interesting detour.
Comment: Gather round for your bedtime story children.~


( under cut. )

Another LeeGaa fanart. But it's not as crappy as the last one, I swear. x)

Preview:


( AWUHSUM. AWUHSUM TO THE MAX. )

Title: Salrynn’s Shrine
Word Count: 4379
Rating: M/NC17/18 Whatever country you’re in (overall) this chapter is NOT worksafe.
Chapter: 9/?
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece. I’d love to, though.
Warnings: Unbeta'd, maybe a few spoilers here and there.
Summary: The island had seemed rather nice, normal, and pretty much like the all the other islands they had visited - inasmuch as it had many pretty girls who Sanji liked to gander at and (unsuccessfully) flirt with. It also had an unusually high number of same-sex couples, or so he had presumed in most cases, and it wasn’t until they had left the island some months ago that he realised why.
Comment: Yet again, sorry for the late update, I suck. But I compensated by writing a lemon for you pretty things ^_^


( Chapter Nine )

Title: Chemistry
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Romance, action, drama, occasional angst.
Paring: LeeGaaLee
Chapter: 2/?
Status: In Progress
Warnings: Some violence (the most of which is pretty much over now, but it wasn't particularly graphic anyway), spoilers. Some original characters (just plot devices, don't worry). It's also not beta-read (yet).
Summary: A revelation regarding a situation of political unrest between Suna and an apparent enemy propels the Kazekage into a whole new life. Gaara thinks it will be an insignificant period that will only last him a few months, but isn't aware of just how different things will be once he returns.
Comments: Hopefully things will get a little more interesting this chapter and the plot will make a bit more sense, too. Thanks for the reviews, enjoy~

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( Chapter Two )

Title: Chemistry
Rating: T for now
Genre: Romance, action, humour, angst and slight fluff
Pairing: LeeGaaraLee
Chapter: 1/?
Status: In progress
Warnings: Slight spoilers, violence. Not beta-read.
Summary: Gaara had never thought much of his father, in all honesty. All he did know was that he had left rather a mess to clean up after: senseless, outdated laws, a council of warmongers and a number of economical and social problems. But after years of work, twenty-year-old Gaara is quite pleased with the progress made. Unfortunately for him, things aren't quite as he imagined.
Comments: I hope you don't find part this too boring, but I'm really just trying to set the foundations for the plot here. I really don't want to go straight into the romance stuff because this story is really one that could be a success or it could end up an awful disaster, so you'll have to bear with me on that. ~I also need to point out a couple of small details (if you don't remember, it might be worth refreshing your memory) the daimyo who was in power in Part I is replaced by another in Part II, even though in the manga he's not dead. However, I've killed him off for the sake of the plot (I didn't think it was too bad cuz this takes place like four or five years since Shippuden anyway). Also, Gaara has had Shukaku sealed inside of him again.


( Chapter One )

Title: Chemistry
Rating PG-15 at the moment for slight gore, will go up and down depending on chapter content.
Genre: Romance, action, humour and a bit of those two that always go together, angst and fluff.
Pairing: LeexGaaraxLee
Chapters: Prologue
Status: In progress
Summary: Gaara had never thought much of his father, in all honesty. All he did know was that he'd left rather a mess to clean up after: senseless, outdated laws, a council of warmongers, and a number of economical and social problems. But after years of work, twenty-year-old Gaara is quite pleased with the progress made. Unfortunately for him, things aren't quite as he imagined.
Comment: Okay, so the summary doesn't explain a single thing about the yaoi element, but I promise, you will see. I'm also aware that I said the oneshot I wrote a while back would pose as a prologue for a multi-chapter fic, but I changed my mind after I wrote approximately half of the first chapter and then got this idea. I'm not sure entirely how well it's going to be written, but I'll try and make it as entertaining as possible. This takes place when Gaara is, as mentioned, twenty, and Naruto is the same age and Hokage. Lee is twenty-one. This will (unavoidably) have some original characters in it, but not the kind that puke rainbows, don't worry- they'll most likely just be plot devices, nothing more.


( Prologue )